Cat Wisdom

• "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast"
• "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
• "Dogs have owners, cats have servants."
• "Nobody owns a cat"
• "One cat leads to another."
• "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
• "Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."
• "Cats are smarter than dogs. You'll not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
• "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
• "My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes."
• "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
• "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
• "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True! And they have many other fine qualities as well."
• "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."