You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
And that will show you.
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You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.
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I need a new toy.
Tail of a black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
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The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
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In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
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Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.
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Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?
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The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
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You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore me
Sitting on your hands.
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My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
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Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a term paper?
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Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around.
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Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitos
Fear vacuum cleaner
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Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My yelps wake the dead.
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I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
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Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
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Oh no! My Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue.
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Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp...
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Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much."
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Litter box not here
You moved it on me again
I'll crap in the sink
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The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
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We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?