Jokes Menu - Series 3

My Dilemma

It has not been a good day.

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.

After that, I picked up my briefcase, ready to go to work, and the handle fell off.

Then I went to open the front door, and the doorknob fell off.

I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.

Now I'm scared to pee.